Blonde gets bronchitis + bye bye cig holder

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You may have noticed I've been complaining about being sick for over a week.  Well, I finally gave in Friday and went to the doctor.  Good thing I did because turns out I have bronchitis.  Say what Dr. McHottie?  

Y'all!  I went to the emergency care center un-showered, no make up on and may or may not have forgotten underwear.  TMI?  Just my luck ... the curtain pulls back and in walks a young, cute doctor.  Oh hell no! He's hot and I smell.  I spotted a wedding ring, so I was like ehh .... doesn't really matter that I look like shiz.

Dr. McHottie hooked me up with some magic elixir hydrocodone cough syrup, which has made a world of difference and is the only reason I can sleep right now.  I almost feel back to normal, but bronchitis takes a while to get over. 

Take this as a lesson ladies.  Even if you are on your death bed, put some make-up on, spray some dry shampoo and most importantly, THROW A THONG ON before you leave the house.  You just really never know.

Ok, now onto the most important thing of all ...

I thought about it all weekend and although most of you said you liked (or were just being nice) the Grandma bingo hall cig holder option,  I just couldn't co-sign.  Plus, I really wanted something for every day use and that pattern was definitely more for going out.  Sooooo, I returned it today. 

Bye bye my lady, I found someone I liked better.  The Hobo International Leann in red, which is bigger and I can throw all my shiz in here with no problem at all.  The Lauren was a little too small for my phone and keys. 

This little lady was about 40 bones more, but was still 30 percent off it's original price.  Plus, it doesn't hurt that it's one of my Alma Mater's colors (red and black). 

I scored a few other items during my shopping trip today that I'll have to share later this week.  All on sale, duh!  The Bargain Blonde does NOT pay full price.  

Do you still like this one or are you bummed I returned the other?? This blonde with bronchitis needs to get to bed.  Cough syrup is kicking in.