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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Stitches and a puppy make for an eventful Monday

Sorry I was MIA yesterday, but I woke up with a gash on my chin (literally no clue how this happened in my sleep), which ended up in a trip to the emergency room and my chin being glued together with dermabond.

Basically dermabond is needle-free stitches, which I'll take. I did not want to start my week off with a needle in my face and this may gross you out, but here is the before and after:
Yummy right?  I'm sorry, but I had to.  Quick, let's think happy thoughts.

How about meeting the newest member of our family!?  His name is Bear and he's cuddly and soft:
I die from his cuteness.  If I'm being completely honest, I am not an animal person and I'm definitely not a dog person. I was anti-dog for the longest, but I have to admit that I'm already in love.  Just look at that face.  He's technically my nephew Reese's dog, but really he's all of ours.  From what we were told at the shelter, he is a lab/golden mix with possible German Sheppard??
Reese and his new little buddy
We are in trouble because I have a feeling Bear may grow to be as big as a bear.  Ruff, ruff.

In another turn of events, last night I was laying in bed to fall asleep watching Dr. Phil (the norm) and I hear sirens and all this ruckus outside my room.  I open my balconette and what do I see?  Oh, my neighbor being rolled on a gurney into an ambulance:
I would be the creeper snapping a pic for my blog.  I asked if she was OK and her friend said yes.  I still need to get to the bottom of this.  I'm nosy like that.

What a Manic Monday!  I originally planned on recapping my friend Courtney's Couples Shower yesterday, but then all this nonsense happened which means I must postpone the recap until tomorrow.  To tide you over,  I leave you with this pic.
Courtney, yours truly, Kristi
All righty, I'm outtie.  Finger's crossed that today doesn't turn out so caahh-razy.
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52 comments:

  1. Goodness girl! What a Monday! Here's to a less eventful Tuesday!

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  2. Cute puppy!!!

    Hope your chin doesn't hurt too much!

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  3. Wow, a sleeping injury! It's funny (not that this happened to you) but on the radio this morning I heard about Kelly Osborne fracturing her hand while sleeping. She fell out of her bed in the middle of the night. So, you are in good company. It's cool that they could bond it and not stitch it.

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  4. Holy crap -I'm dying right now!! You SERIOUSLY don't know how you woke up with that chin gash??? Geesh, you're like Michelle! HAHA!!! Remember her on The Bachelor when she woke up with a black eye??? Yeah, that's you! Bahahaha!!!!!

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  5. Girl i feel like thats something that would happened to me lol. You still have noooo idea??? Cray! Ummm and I just want to eat Bear up!!
    xoxo

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  6. That gash looks scary!

    And what a cute pup!

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  7. I wanna get to the bottom of the chin incident. I am so curious as to what the hay happened. I mean seriously, that is a WOUND sister.

    I am obsessed with this dog. He and Sadie will be best friends. And you will become a dog person ;)

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  8. Wow, what a day! & I love that little puppy!!

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  9. Ouch. Your chin looks painful. Feel better, and that puppy is sure to take the pain away. What a cutie! :)

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  10. Holy moly! you beat yourself up when you sleep!!! wishing for a better story than just waking up! you need to say " i was shanking these people when they were getting in the way of me and my cowboy boots and that (you know what) pulled out her gat when i roundhoused her and it hit my chin...

    does that work?

    and I love love love the puppy cutness!!! Smell his feet! they smell like fritos!!!! i swear!

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  11. omg what the heck happened to your chin?! you must be a rough sleeper...no fun.

    cute pup.

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  12. Dang girl you must get WI-LD in your sleep! OUCHY MAMA!

    Bear? So cute. I want one.

    And you KNOW I love those mustaches, I want one!

    You girls are beautiful. loves :)

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  13. i still don't get it...a gash in your chin. do you sleep walk? sick. you and urgy care.

    and the dog. yes, he's cute as a puppy, but wait until he gets big and smelly and licks your face and your nose and jumps on you.

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  14. Good lord my child that is pretty scary that you dont know what happened to your chin. You should totally set up a video camera in your room so you can record yourself sleep hahahaha

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  15. oh so Monday was gonna be a post about me, but nope, and not even tomorrow, and not even a mention today. eff you.

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  16. this chin incident is crazy...
    that little pooch is so sweet, i recently told my husband i either wanted a dog or baby...

    needless to say i have neither..........yet ;)

    xoxo

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  17. Yikes! I hope that you're ok!!! So weird that it happened out of nowhere--stop having dreams about beating yourself up!! haha
    Bear is SOOOOO cute!! LOVE!

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  18. holy freaking crap you really did it in your sleep huh? yikes. i would love to know how it really happened in your sleep though.

    and i love how you flashed a photo of neighbor as he is being rolled on a gurney.

    but lets talk about the pup!!!!!! how adorableeeeeeeeeeee! i cant wait to see photos of him grow :) what a cutie! i bet reese and him are going to be best buds :)

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  19. oh my gosh, Bear is so cute! I'm so sorry to hear about your neighbor and your chin. I hope both get better quickly!

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  20. Ah, so sorry about your chin... You need to stop fighting demons in your sleep, obviously.

    Also, I think Bear looks part German Shepherd actually. He's so cute. I'll trade B for Bear. Kidding. Sort of. Okay, maybe only for a day...? ;)

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  21. oh nooo your poor chinny chin chin!! I bet you were just so excited about your upcoming trip to Boston that you gave yourself an injury so you could be put on leave from work for months so you can come visit me ;-)

    but really...i hope it feels better sweetie pie!

    i saw Bear on facebook last night and absolutely died as well from his cuteness factor! hes so fuzzy and cuddly and Reese is gonna love him! I also love that he is from a shelter. you saved him!

    do you have the store Francescas near you!? if so they have a fabulous package of cute funky mustaches!! but i must say im digging the pink ones! And the fact that your hair is as shiny as a baby's bottom

    xoxox MUAH

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  22. That sounds like an eventful day to say the least! No clue how it happened?? Maybe you sleep walk and you fell and hit something? weird...

    that puppy is adorbs and I am glad to hear your neighbor is ok...will we get deets when you find out??

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  23. Girl! How the heck did you do that in your sleep? My goodness. Hope it heals up ok. Geesh! Cutest puppy! Love. Ah. Happy day!

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  24. Excuse me, did you say, that happened in your sleep ... and you don't know HOW?! Girl! Holy shiz. Hope it heals quickly shug!

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  25. I die for the pup! OMG so adorable!
    and ouch to your chin :/

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  26. That gash happened in your sleep!? Good lord woman!
    Thanks for the heads up on the dermabond though... there's been many a time I've foregone the ER simply because stitches sound so not awesome to me!

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  27. oh my goodness! Bear is SO cute!!! I wanna come snatch him up :) And what in the world chica? Waking up with that horrible gash...wow if you ever figure out what happens you know you have to share. haha hope it gets better asap! :)

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  28. BEAR is ADORABLE! What a little fluff ball!!! Sorry about your stitches...I wonder what you did?

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  29. I saw that picture on twitter (I think?) and gasped! I cannot BELIEVE you have no idea how it happened and that it didn't wake you up . . . girl, you must be one DEEP ASS SLEEPER! haha. Glad you're okay and here's hoping for an uneventful Tuesday. At least the full moon's over--maybe it was the culprit!

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  30. Oh my CHIN?! I hope you're ok and your neighbor is ok--crazy (full moon)! Here's to serenity and calmness the rest of the week...adorable puppy, fluffity & puffity cuteness!! :)

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  31. Girl. What in the hell?!?!?

    Love the pup....seriously adorable!!!

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  32. Let's go back to your chin.
    What the WHAT? <----- You woke up with the biggest gash that caused to you get somewhat of stiches... What happened? We must get to the bottom of this, it's kinda scary.

    Bear is SO precious. He is a mixture of ALL the dogs I love. {minus a Shih tuz} TOO cute!

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  33. Gosh! Thats awfully scary waking up to a gash like that! BUT SO GLAD YOURE OKAY!! :))

    ah! haha I am SO nosey too, arent we all? Hope your neighbor is okay!

    Ah i really must get off these blogs and get to STUDYING! its seriously CRUNCH TIME! ;(

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  34. oh my goodness, that gash is crazy! and hope your neighbor is okay, what a nutso day!!

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  35. Wow, that gash is intense...I don't understand how tha tcould happen in your sleep?!
    That pup is way too adorable, I want to steal him!!

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  36. Youll love to know im sure that dermabond is superglue.. no joke (worked in the ER for 4 years) haha

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  37. Ouch girl.. Were you wearing a jewelry to bed? Maybe your ring clipped you or something. PS that pup is adorable..

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  38. ok back for a real comment. That puppy is BEYOND adorable. Um, I thought you HATED dogs and would never have one. Mmmhmm, kinda like you say you will NEVER get a tattoo? Oh girl, I change your mind, no worries. LOVE YOU! And I still am so curious about that gash. and the lube.

    "I lost my burrito!"

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  39. I puked in my mouth a little at your chin pics. Blood gives me the willies. Have you seen the youtube video of that cute little boy saying "Blood, blood, bloood?" Anyway, I think Bear ate your face in the middle of the night. He looks like the Kujo type. Jkjk He actually looks like he might turn into a mini horse soon, look at those massive paws!

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  40. oh no about your chin! that stinks!

    and Bear is sooo adorable! i wasn't an animal person before ... and def. not a dog person ... but my fur babies have changed me :) i still only like them, haha.

    and how pretty are you!

    hope you are having a great week!

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  41. OMG are you OK? Maybe there's a bedroom intruder!! First you then your neighbor? Hide yo kids, hide ya wife, hide yo dog - which is FREAKING ADORABLE!!!

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  42. Ah, sick! That's pretty crazy that you have no idea how that happened! So glad you got it taken care of though :)

    Bear is adorrrrable! It'll be exciting to watch him grow. Definitely sounds like he's going to be huge haha. Pretty picture of you ladies, by the way :)

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  43. how the heck did you do that?!?! you don't remember? were you having a dream about mad passionate sex with ryan gosling?! ha

    bear is a love! i want oneeee!

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  44. I love reading your posts! That is such a cute puppy, and I hope your chin get better soon..

    chelseajuarbe.blogspot.com

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  45. seriously?!? how did that happen? well i laughed out loud last night when I read it, and told the hubby a little background on you and your funny posts, and he read this last one...needless to say, laughed too...
    hope that chin heels up!=)

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  46. I am your newest "official" follower. I just started my blog, but I've been stalking you for a while now. A little creepy? Sorry. But you are hilarious. And I am seriously wondering what really happened to your chin? I get random bruises but NEVER that. Are you sure you don't sleep walk?


    http://bh-confessions.blogspot.com/

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  47. Aww hope you're ok! But I bet that puppy made EVERYTHING better, he is SOOOO cute!!

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  48. OMG that gash is ridic. I cannot believe you dont know how it happened!

    The puppy = melt my freakin heart.

    The neighbor = I wouldve been snapping pics too!

    And last the lip pic is too cute!!

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  49. Def post a tour of her house. If the party decor is that amazing I can only imagine what she's done with the place!

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  50. OMGoodness, Doll!! Your poor face! What the heck happened??!?!?!

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