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Friday, June 3, 2011

These are my confessions ...

I haven't confessed in a while, so this should be good.  Well, we'll see.  I haven't really thought about what I'm going to confess so it could be really lame. 

Forgive me blog world, for I have sinned ...

I confess that I love compliments especially when they involve people telling me how much they love my hair like 3 times already this morning.  I'm totally kidding, but not really.  As y'all know I got my hair cut yesterday (LOVE it) and I'm sure everyone thinks they have the best hair stylist ever, but I really do.  I mean, he is the hair stylist for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.  Enough said. 
Too bad I don't walk out of the salon with their bodies too.  If you live in Dallas and want the best hair ever, let me know and I'll give you his information. 

All right, so I tried to take this really quick this morning in the work restroom.  So SKEEZEY, I know.  I didn't want anyone popping in on me as I took a self-portrait, so this is the best I could do.  Ugh, why am I so creepy?  I look weird, like a major chester.  p.s. this is slept on hair.

I confess that I always use handicap restrooms and handicap changing rooms because I like that they are roomier.  So rude, I know.

I confess that I'm secretly nervous a crew from Hoarders is going to bust into my apartment any day now.  I am living in squalor, and I have to clean my apartment this weekend if it's the last thing I do.  Yes, that's a Miller Lite can on my bathroom counter. 

Grandma and Mom, I swear this is not normal.
 I confess that I have wanted a gay husband for the longest and I FINALLY found mine.  His name is Robert (hi, Robert), he's amazing and we met the night of my friend Kristi's bachelorette party.  My BFF Liz is so jealous it's not even funny.  Any available gay hubs out there?  She's taking applications. 

I confess that as a child, I was an aspiring cat mystery writer.  My mom dug these up for me and I'm pretty sure you're going to want to order copies of both ASAP.

I confess that I am not Betty Crocker.  I had a slight issue baking a Memorial Day cake for the river.  Who can't properly bake a boxed cake?  Apparently me. I think the issue was that I tried to take it out of the pan before it had cooled off all the way.  It was nothing a little icing and sprinkles couldn't fix:

All right ladies, I confessed and now it's your turn. What secrets are you keeping? Spill.
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28 comments:

  1. I want to see pics of the new doo! I love love love Reiner! I'm actually excited to back to get my hair trimmed! ha! That's something that's NEVER happened before!

    I use handicap bathrooms too! It's just so much comfortable...

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  2. these were not lame... and i am secretly glad that Swiss Miss(ter) the hairstylist was given an indirect shoutout here :-)

    you cakes look better than mine. who am i kidding...ive never baked a CAKE! (only cupcakes this past weekend). is this the cake that was still sitting on your counter when you got home?! LOL

    cat mystery writer? you should have pursued that dream...i mean after all, how many cat mystery writers do you know? ohhh wait...i cant think of any. you would have dominated that category.

    and last but not least, YES, i used handicap bathrooms too. and i scouf (is that a word) when i see non-handicap people walk out of them. then i usually go right in.

    HAPPPPY FRIDAY LINDDDDDSSS

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  3. gosh i cant spell. YOU=YOUR. whatever, you get the point.

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  4. that cake looks yummy... you should have seen the apple cake i burner, er, made this weekend. may-ja #fail.

    and the bathroom doesn't look that bad girl! you can still see some counter space! have you ever watched hoarders? those people would have their ish piled up so you couldn't even see the floors and mirrors! i say, just kick back with a beer and relax instead! (you've seen my room, clearly im a lover of random crap in random places) hahaha.

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  5. you look like a hottie not a chester. its really sad i know what chester means. so many people here will be confused. i think its hilarioussss!. i should send you a photo of my skeezyness today. sooo unshowered and gross. and my allergies make me rub my eyes so i have mascara marks everywhere. whatevs ;-)

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  6. Your hair looks awesome! If I sleep on mine, it looks like I woke up under the nearest overpass.

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  7. Love the hair! And I can totally relate to your bathroom counter ; ) My confession: I had a secret dance party in my living room the other day and blasted Lady Gaga's "Heavy Metal Lover." Some neighbors may or may not have stared at me through the window wondering what the heck I was doing.
    P.S. I like the handicapped bathroom better, too!

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  8. The hair look amazing, as usual!

    And um ... yes, using the handicap stall is rude. Next time I'm waiting for the larger stall, with my stroller and screaming baby, I'll think of you. LOL

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  9. PS - gay husbands are the best! I had two ... until I met Aaron. They got jealous that I wasn't paying them attention. Bah. Enjoy him! LOL Just don't get serious with someone; gay men are jealous folk! ;) He is pretty darn hot!

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  10. Erin is right! We are VERY needy..lol
    Is it possible that you get hotter and hotter in all of your pics? I LOVE the pic with the striped shirt! I cant wait to see you at some point this weekend...MUAH!

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  11. maybe we can take a visit to your stylist to get my lucicious ginger locks blown out when i'm in dallas. and you look hot in your bathroom self portrait...next time...smile. or are you going for that sultry look?

    also...i need a gay husband like whoa! i don't think they are many to chose from in greenville.

    and this post also reminded me that i have GOTS to do a deep cleaning of my apt this weekend.

    holla city of squalor!

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  12. maybe we can take a visit to your stylist to get my lucicious ginger locks blown out when i'm in dallas. and you look hot in your bathroom self portrait...next time...smile. or are you going for that sultry look?

    also...i need a gay husband like whoa! i don't think they are many to chose from in greenville.

    and this post also reminded me that i have GOTS to do a deep cleaning of my apt this weekend.

    holla city of squalor!

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  13. you are hilarious!!! i love these posts!! I always use handicap bathrooms, I do not like anything to touch the walls of the stall. I am a size 6-8 and feel very cramped in the regular sized ones, they were made for children!! haha Your hair does look great, even slept on, and soak up those comments girl-- nothing wrong with that! :)

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  14. Soooooo maybe this is the same thing as confessing I'm a slob.....butttt your bathroom counter doesn't look that bad. Just sayin.

    And your cake is festive!

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  15. I cannot bake a box cake to save my life. Seriously, I always opt for cupcakes because I have less of a chance of ruining those. HOWEVER, I confess that about a year and a half ago I totally went looking for cupcake mix... and was very disappointed that I couldn't find boxed cupcake mix. When a friend told me cupcake mix and cake mix are the same. WTF?! Hahahaha

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  16. Haha love this. Your new gay hubs is hot! Happy Friday!

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  17. Chicago Cuisine Critique, has GREAT taste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. Your welcome!

    & I cut my own hair/color...That's way to many blondes, & damn, I wish I had their bodies as well. I like the new hair. When I sleep on my hair, one side is wavy, one side will be straight. Um, WTH? I use handicap changing rooms, all the time! Ha, your bathroom is nothing, you need to see my office room & bedroom. My bedroom, I can't see carpet, & I swear I have carpet. My gay husband is Chris, we are totally gonna have a baby together. He wants a baby, & I want a 1/2 black baby/ 1/2 bangali baby. (Did I just confess to that?) I didn't write about cats, but I wanted to be a writer too. I haven't made cakes, only cupcakes, three times in my life, they were yummy. Your cake looks yummy.

    xo $ARMIN

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  19. Love the line about hoarders filming in your bathroom---I may have the same problem!

    Saw your comment on the guest blog I did about San Francisco for Get Out Of Town Thursday---I so feel you on this hot weather! I was supposed to run today and by 8:00 it was already like 80 degrees! Ugh!

    Have a great weekend!

    ~Tiffany
    http://tiffanyd22.blogspot.com

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  20. Nice blog!. Love the pictures!

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  21. I love your confessions! Those cat mystery books look hilarious.. And your hair looks beautiful :)

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  22. You are so pretty, love your confessions :) xo

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  23. Umm your hairstylist is a DCC hairstylists? No wonder why your hair is GORG! I think I will come to Dallas solely to say I got my hair done by him. But seriously.

    HAhah, love the "frosting fix."

    And I alwayyss use handicap restrooms, especially shopping. I mean, I have lots of bags, I need more room...so handicap it is!!

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  24. You were a cat mystery writer...I was a cat ADVENTURE writer. no lie.

    Also, don't worry about the Miller Lite can in your bathroom. There has been an empty Moosehead Lager bottle on the top shelf of the caddy in our shower for like two weeks now. It's from my husband and I refuse to remove it for him.

    http://aserendipitouslife.blogspot.com

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  25. im not even going to comment that i am jealous you can go to work on SLEPT-ON hair and my 8-hour freshly showered locks are greasy right now. Nor will i mention the fact that i am insanely jealous that your hairstylist is the same as the Dallas cowboys cheerleaders. seriously, what the heck?!

    no, no i will talk about how i always use handicap restrooms too and how i desperately need to clean my apartment too.

    you're welcome for this long, bitchy message :)

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  26. Missed your Friday post, then I saw it... who does your hair? I live in DFW, have friends who are DCC (yes they make me jealous) and the least i could do is have their hair... do tell!

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