For good measure, I poured a glass of deelish vino before embarking on this at-home beauty adventure. May I suggest this Gnarly Head Old Vine Zinfandel my friend Andrew brought me for our 4th of July grill-out on Sunday? It really goes down super smoothly and is very tasty. Oh, and under $10 bones. A price I can co-sign.
Now that you got your bubbly in your belly, let's move onto THE MAIN EVENT:
For all you non-single ladies out there, make sure the boyfriend/fiancee/husband isn't expected home for at least 15 minutes or have him brace himself because he might see you lookin' a hot mess.
I picture text this beaut to several friends and my favorite response was,"That's gross. Did you just cover your face in baby food?" No sir, no I did not. Just a little egg white, oatmeal and lemon concoction. Totally typical Tuesday night for me.
I know exactly what you're thinking because I was thinking it the entire time too ...
|The mask after 15 minutes of drying.|
I gotta tell you though that within the 15 minutes, my skin started to tighten up. So tight I could barely open my lips wide enough to purse my wine glass. I knew something must be working and sure enough, my skin had never felt tighter. Once I washed it off with cool water and a wash cloth in the bathroom sink, my post-mask skin was super soft and firm.
Say it isn't so! It's a Christmas Miracle ... the potion actually works.
A few last instructions to minimize your "THE HELL!?" confusion moments throughout this process:
|All ingredients totaled less than $2.|
Now you are fully equipped to benefit from easy at-home beauty treatment that promises to produce lots of laughs. Just don't forget the wine!