Forgive me blog world for I have sinned ...
I confess that I am not adventurous at all when it comes to trying new food and drinks. However, last night the waitress convinced me to try the "Guava Gimlet", which was an elixcer of sobieski vodka, lime juice, simple syrup, guava puree and pineapple juice. Two thumbs up and the perfect drink for a hot summer day. I should try new things more often. Maybe.
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I confess that although I'm a bargain shopper, I hate the smell of Goodwill and it literally makes my stomach hurt. The only thing I've ever purchased there were movies for my nephew. They have quite the collection of old school Disney VHS for only a $1 a movie. I know what you are thinking .... yes, I still watch VHS. Please be kind, rewind.
I confess I'm going to an 80s Party tonight and I have absolutely no idea what I'm wearing. Where do I find 80s attire? I'm thinking of hitting up Plato's Closet (another smelly store that makes my stomach hurt). All I know is I wish the teasing queen PinkLouLou lived by me so she could poof this Bargain Blonde some 80s hair because when I attempt to tease, this is what happens:
All right my little bargainistas ... Don't be shy, what do you confess? I don't judge.
you're going to an 80's party?! how did i not know about this. we'll brainstorm some outfits. it's SUPER easy. :) and plato's is not the place to go. you might have to wear a gas mask and go to goodwill instead. or your closet...or wal-mart.
ReplyDeleteand i swear that thing sticking out of your drink looks like a piece of aloe.
I'm the same way with food! I made it a point to try a new food each day or at least every week and I think I've been sticking to it. Everything I've tried, I've loved!
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I almost always have that many shoes in my car! Haha
ReplyDeleteI need to find 80's attire too! No idea what I'm going to do.
ha ha - Be Kind & Rewind..i totally remember that!
ReplyDeleteNeon colors are pretty popular right now. you might be able to find something to throw together for cheap at forever 21. I did however see neon shorts at Target the other day.
OMG! My big fat gypsy wedding is soooo addicting. Did you see the one where the girl's dress was short in the front, and had neon pink bridesmaid dresses?
ReplyDeleteI also have the problem of having shoes in my trunk. I had about 20 in there at one time. Oops!
So I watched the gypsy wedding show the other night and could not turn it off. I was GLUED. It's ridiculous and I love it.
ReplyDeleteoh gosh that gyspy wedding show is so much fun to watch... those bridesmaids dresses are insane.
ReplyDeletehave a great weekend!
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I confess that this blog post was quite entertaining and very much appreciated on a Friday :)
ReplyDeleteoh NO! you don't LOVE the thriftness???? I think I might be addicted. We should hang out and balance each other out!
ReplyDelete80's parties are my fav!! I've found some very 80's things at forever21!!! Just gotta look!!
ReplyDeleteHaha you're just hilarious!! Please be kind, rewind. Love it.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I think I'm going to move to the UK as well and become a gypsy too. It's not everyday you get invited to be someone's bridesmaid and wear such colorful dresses, right? I need this Big Fat Gypsy Wedding show in my life.
I confess that I have more shoes in my car ... and not just in the trunk.. then most people have in their closet and car combined.
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Really? All those shoes in your car/trunk? OMG
ReplyDeletei must say the poof isnt too hard to do..
ReplyDeletebut im sure u can handle it chicka!!
i posted photos of wedding there not professional but they will do
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I confess that I am not going to stop until I find a guava gimlet! I thought I loved regular gimlets but now I MUST find that one!!
ReplyDelete1. I love cucumber gimlet thingys. amaze. this one you speak of also sounds phenom.
ReplyDelete2. Quit lying, we know you always shop at Goodwill, its your favorite place to get panties.
3. I WISH I could come do your hair for 80s night.
4. My big fat gypsy wedding- i have NO words, that show is WHACK and had me googling "what IS a gypsy" for two hours
5. I am still not sure WHAT a gypsy is. Perhaps that is y our next post, please enlighten us all.
xoxo I need some entertaining emails from you today. it is going SLOOOOOW in this village.
xo
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so my trunk doesnt contain so many shoes - instead it houses the most random crap EVER. golf clubs, beach chair, camping chair (ya never know when you'll need multiple random chairs) an empty duffel bag, a hello kitty blanket, roller blades, and CRUTCHES. You know, all the essential things every girl needs.
ReplyDeleteSoooo, let's see.
ReplyDeleteA) that drink sounds delish,
B) I can't do the whole goodwill thing because it's just way too disorganized and it's not worth my time to dig through all the crap in hopes of one good find.
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C) make sure to take pictures of your hot 80s looks :)
I confess that I can't tease either. I'm from MS and I'm surprised they haven't kicked me out for my lack of "southern poof." O, what I would do for some Pink LouLou skills.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Beth..def looks like a piece of aloe..thats what I thought it was at first and was like wtf is she drinking?? I haven't gotten a chance to see gypsy wedding show yet but I've been dying too..I'm sure its just as cray cray as I think it is!! ohh girlll you'll have to post some pics of your outfit you decide on! I've been to an 80's party and its tons of fun!! have a great weekend xo
ReplyDeleteI can't figure out how to tease my hair either! boo.
ReplyDeleteThe gypsy wedding show just sucks me in! It's so crazy!
ReplyDeleteLove all the Disney videos :)
Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
Oh that gypsy wedding show, I watched a marathon of them one day...so crazy.
ReplyDeleteI would love to go to an 80's party, that sounds like so much fun.
Hope you have a great weekend!
Lyndse@www.blondeoklahomagirl.blogspot.com
I love guava drinks! You should def try more of them. They're so yummy!
ReplyDeleteI would love to see your Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. It would be amazing.
I have a bunch of clothes in my car. Currently I know I have a pair of jeans, a polo shirt, rain jacket. I mean you never know what you will need right? xoxo Have fun at the 80s par-tay! <3
Haha you always crack me up! So I don't get the whole gypsy thing...lol. Do they just roam around with no home? And why are they so little?! I saw the preview where one dude punches another dude and I freaked out and changed the channel!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I hate Olivia also. Damn I didn't even notice it was her until you commented. I was only looking at their clothes. Hate her but she does have style.
I need to watch the gypsy wedding show!!
ReplyDeleteHaha you had me cracking up. I confessed on my blog too! Thanks for the inspiration!!!
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I love that show!! It's one of the weirdest shows I've ever seen and I can't stop watching it. Never in my life have I seen so many tacky, hideous dresses. I swear they get worse with each episode haha
ReplyDeleteFabulous post!!
ReplyDeleteLove it!! Have a great weekend.
ReplyDelete~Sarah
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Can I move to the UK and be a gypsy with you?! I LOVE that show and think every bride should have a fairy princess wedding!
ReplyDeletePS: I always rewind and the Hubby messed up my Disney Sing-A-Long tape for Beauty and the Beast. I was so close to cutting him. Don't mess with a ladies' Disney movies...
I can't tease either!!! I got the bump it once too... also a royal fail.
ReplyDeleteYou can not become a gypsy - they are born that way and besides they are nostly poor and live in travel trailers Probably spent all of their money on big poofy, neon dresses. Thier husbands also tell them what to do. As your mom I know it would not fit your life style.
ReplyDeleteI am confused? I thought your ambition was to have a daughter and be on Toddlers and Tiaras
Love you
Loved to read this post! I love the one with the shoes, who were still in your car :)
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I just saw the gypsy wedding for the first time ever while i was on the treadmill at the gym! it was really sad bc the bride's reception venue kept cancelling. I didnt know anyoen else liked that show until i read this post - lol
ReplyDeleteI just discovered 'My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding'! I'm shocked at the 6 year old girls that look like they're 17 and dance like rihanna OMG. I hope you had a great weekend!
ReplyDeletei hope you have some 80s party pics to show off.
ReplyDeleteright now i confess i can smell myself. because im not showered of course....and i have one hour until boyfriend comes home and gets to smell me too. however, i have a feeling im not gonna move toward the shower, but ill probably eat more instead so i can be both FAT AND SMELLY.
i also confess that i cried because i miss sunshine the other day. i haven't even been here one week...
and i confess that when it was raining really hard and my dog had to go pee, i put him in the shower hoping he'd go there so i didnt have to go outside. it didnt work. he didnt wanna pee in the shower...so i got wet instead.
hope you're having a good start to the week and i hope you have a GOOD week at work...all smiles girl!
shit...one more.
ReplyDeletei confess that i thought my boyfriend was the last one on earth to own a VCR. he just through it away. BUT...i was very wrong. ohhhh so very wrong.
Forgive me Bargin Blonde for I have sinned. I has been ten years since my last confession....LOL
ReplyDeleteI confess that a friend that will remain "nameless" told me about their weird obsession with NICK CARTER, and a NICK CARTER NEWSLETTER and I may have judged...
Thank GOODNESS I'm not the only Southern girl who is teasing illiterate! Can't wait to see pics of the 80s party!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDelete1. Agreed! My big fat gypsy wedding is addicting!! Who would have thought their were gypsies in England..or wherever they are?!
2. Your "shoe car collection" looks like my car collection...
3. I'm an awful hair teaser too...it doesn't matter how much i practice. boo.
oh man, i'm from the south and can't tease either!!!!!
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