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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Confess Sesh: I'm a hot mess edition

Breaking news y'all: By this time tomorrow I will be gallivanting down Bourbon Street in FLAT shoes with a little sizzer in hand. That's right my compadres, the time has arrived for me to make my (not so) long awaited return to The Big Easy for Miss Courtney's Bachelorette Party Weekend Extravaganza. 
Me and Court this past St. Patty's Day!  Prepare yourselves Nawlins, we're coming for you.
Every one bow your heads and say a quick prayer for me.  I refuse to be rolled home in a wheelchair again.

It's no secret I'm a hot mess, which brings me to today's post.  I'm just doing my part to make you feel better about your lives. 

I confess I have been sleeping on orange self-tanner stained sheets for almost a month.  Like, it's unacceptable.  
Note: This is a google image, not my bed.  But close.

I confess that I haven't seen my stylist for a hair cut in so long that I look like a straight up polygamist.  Don't go trying to wife me up with Kody Brown just yet though because I finally have a hair appointment for next Saturday.  Can I get a hallelujah?
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I confess that I moved over a month ago and I still have more unpacked containers and boxes than I care to count.  Last Sunday my brother came in my room and told me he was turning me in to A&E Hoarders. 

I confess that I seriously contemplated checking my crutches on the plane for tomorrow's trip "just in case".  Better to be safe than sorry, right?

I confess that when I spent last weekend painting, I went 3 days without showering.  I'm still finding paint on my body and in my hair.
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I confess that writing this post has made me feel like the biggest scumbag of all time.  I'll understand if you turn me into the proper authorities:  The Department of Health
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44 comments:

  1. Haha love this! And bringing the crutches just in case probably isn't a bad idea! If only they took up less space.

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  2. Hahaha you're hilarious. I seriously can't even tell you how long it took me to unpack every box when I moved. I'm pretty sure I just kept one packed the whole time until I moved all the way back to VA. I'm cool like that. Have an amazing time in New Orleans... but, please gosh BE CAREFUL!! ;)

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  3. this is hilarious & i love it. everyone's a hot mess in their own right but most people only want to show the fabulosity parts of their lives on the blogs. good for you on being real.

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  4. oh hair appnt you say? How much are you getting taken off? a quarter of a quarter of a quarter of an eighth of an inch? Are you sure you won't cry this time?

    have fun on yet another vaca. You sure seem to galivant off a lot to other places besides your bff's hometown, but whatevs.

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  5. Have fun!! Lucky miss getting to vacay so often!!!

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  6. the polygamist and hoarders confessions made me LOL-IRL.

    i would DEFINITELY check those crutches in. no joke.

    if you see powder or dogman, take a picture IMMEDIATELY and send it to me.

    hope you have SO much fun as i'm sure you will. no dumpster diving or "tripping in potholes on bourbon."

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  7. Do people really shower on the weekends anyway?? Oh, they do... Uhhh. I better get on that!! I've had some seriously bummy weekends lately.

    At least your baby twins didn't puke in your bed last night? I mean, it's not orange stained sheets, and I didn't sleep in it, but it happened. Thank God for multiple sets of sheets.

    You look gorg in that pic and so cute. Hope to see lots more beautiful pics from New Orleans - and I'm not talking about a jumbo sized ankle <3

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  8. BAHAHAH the hoarders and polygamst...hilar

    im jealous of your frequent travels!! take me with you seeeeeester!

    did i mention im so psyched for jess's guest post?!?! knowing her itll be a goodie!! :-)

    xoxoox

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  9. that hair, on that lady she needs some serious, conditioning...wow..
    scary. i confess my hair has been mistreated as well...its time i put a end to it as well..

    have fun in NOLA..please be careful walking...it seems u forgot how ;))

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  10. loved this! hope you have a fabulous trip!

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  11. so awesome... glad Im not the only that sleeps in self tanner sheets! ;)

    have fun on your trip!!

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  12. Hahaha I loved this! I am at the same point with my hair but I just moved so have no where to get it cut! Boo! I love your outfit in the picture you posted, super adorable. And dont worry about the non-showering... I think its becoming the norm.

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  13. hilarious!!! hav fun in nola! and that hoarder e card is too too funny!

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  14. Hahahahhahahha we are twins. I hate showering. And washing sheets. I wanna go to Nola so bad! It's a bachelorette party...def bring the crutches!!!!

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  15. Hahaha! I love this 'hot mess' edition.

    I always screw up with self tanner. Whether it looks completely unnatural or I get everywhere. So I just go al natural now!

    Love getting my hair did! Tomorrow for me :)

    Polygamists intrigue me, do they think our hair is ugly? I mean what do us "outsiders" look like to them??

    And daayyynngg that girls got abs!!! Im gonna go eat a celery stick now...

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  16. Have fun and be careful ;)

    So jealous you are going back. I'm (hopefully) going in April so I'll have to ask you loads of questions in the near future :)

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  17. be CAREFUL! I've seen you look way better then in a wheelchair! Have fuu! and seriosuly you should have her guest post next time about how she got those abs! amazing.

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  18. Be sure to text me from the ER, I can't wait for the blog post about you breaking your fill in the blank. My hair has also reached levels only girls who ride horses should be allowed to wear.

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  19. CHILD, I'm back!!! Yeaaaah right Lindssser- you know thems aint tanning stains in your bed bahahaha. I feel like your smarter than ME, my confessions are going to make me sound a little more dingy!! Which I'm secure with....

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  20. This is so funny! Trust me girl . . . this doesn't make me think you're a hot mess. I have so many confessions, it's disgusting. Like the frequency with which I wash my sheets (um, too embarrassed to tell you). Or the moldy tupperwares that I just throw away cause I don't want to clean them. And many many more . . .

    I'm so jealous that you're headed to New Orleans, my former home and one of my favorite cities in the world. I have a billion recommendations if you want them!

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  21. i am so glad i am not the only one who sleeps on self-tanner stained sheets. haha. i have ruined so many pairs and maybe even my mattress cover a time or two.

    have so much fun on your trip! i cant wait to see photos.

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  22. Lol. Last time I got my hair cut I told my stylist I needed to look more like a Kardashian and less like a sister wife!!

    Have fun in New Orleans!! And be careful!

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  23. TEE HEE, I'm sure your hair doesn't look QUITE like the amish braid, but I sure chuckled upon seeing that!

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  24. Hahaha, girl don't worry. I think we'll all a hot mess at one point or another. I am a hot mess more than not! ;)

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  25. apparently we have the same sheets meet tanner/bronzer issues hahaha

    I can't wait to read your post tomorrow for miss priss herself!

    It's fine to not shower for 3 days... who cares. And is it weird that when you said "I moved a month ago" I went... hmmm has that much time passed since Lindsey moved. Didnt seem that long... why am I such a stalker?

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  26. HAHAHAHAHAHA you are too funny!! Maybe bringing the crutches wouldn't be such a bad idea...

    I can totally relate to all of this. I'm a hot mess as well. Must be the name haha

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  27. hahaha you make me giggle!!! i am a runner and I still can't get those abs!! ugh!

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  28. Yeahhhh hats off to the other hot messes! Haha

    Have fun in nawlins; I'm so jealous!!

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  29. Im so jealous that your gonna be on Bourbon tomorrow!! I LOVE that city!! Have fun and stay safe!!

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  30. Have fun and be safe girl!

    Ps- Reagan has just reccently started saying "hot mess". Thought you'd appreciate :)

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  31. Seriously. STOP MAKING ME LAUGH. I'm getting over a stupid cold and everytime I laugh I go into an four-pack-a-day-Pall-Mall-smokers coughing fit.

    Can't wait to read your guest blog!

    xoxo
    Amanda

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  32. What? Nola again?! OMG!
    Have fun! BE CAREFUL! & I totally want a magnet!

    xo SARMIN

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  33. wow another NOLA trip! Lucky girl! hide yo kids, hide yo wife.... Tear it up girl! Just be careful!

    And there's ALWAYS time to put stuff away... you'll get there... haha... i moved in august and i still have boxes so ya know... whatevs. LOL

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  34. have an AWESOME time this weekend girl and please be careful! you so sound like me when it comes to those kind of things hahah LOVE

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  35. i love you. that is all. oh and i wish you lived nearby so we could be friends in person.

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  36. Hahaha! Painting's kinda my thing so I'm covered in it a lot. ;-) BUT...I hear ya on the haircut! SO glad our house sold so we don't have two mortgages, cuz hanging out with my hairdresser is WAY more fun than paying for an empty house! Have fun!!! :-)

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  37. Are you serious?! Her abs are amazing. I hate her already. ; )

    Have fun, but BE CAREFUL!!! It's crazy down there!!

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  38. Love this post!!! I moved into my apartment 6mos ago, and while everything I used is put away and organized, there are totes and boxes in the shed and storage room that need to be purged, etc, so don't feel bad!
    I hope you had an amazing trip and managed to come home unharmed :)

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