|Me and Court this past St. Patty's Day! Prepare yourselves Nawlins, we're coming for you.|
It's no secret I'm a hot mess, which brings me to today's post. I'm just doing my part to make you feel better about your lives.
I confess I have been sleeping on orange self-tanner stained sheets for almost a month. Like, it's unacceptable.
|Note: This is a google image, not my bed. But close.|
I confess that I haven't seen my stylist for a hair cut in so long that I look like a straight up polygamist. Don't go trying to wife me up with Kody Brown just yet though because I finally have a hair appointment for next Saturday. Can I get a hallelujah?
I confess that I seriously contemplated checking my crutches on the plane for tomorrow's trip "just in case". Better to be safe than sorry, right?
I confess that when I spent last weekend painting, I went 3 days without showering. I'm still finding paint on my body and in my hair.
I confess that writing this post has made me feel like the biggest scumbag of all time. I'll understand if you turn me into the proper authorities: The Department of Health