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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

PMS, I don't like you. A pointless post.

PMS. I'm currently experiencing it which may explain why my left hand is currently shoved in a bag of Kettle Brand baked Salt and Vinegar chips (my new snack obsession) as I type away. Current symptoms include, but are not limited to:

I'm craving sweets, and I rarely eat sweets.   This means I shamelessly busted into my nephew's Easter candy stash.

My boobs are swollen, achy and spilling out of my bra. Four boob syndrome is not a cute look.

I feel/look obese which is a consequence of wanting to eat sweets and everything in sight.

Every one and every thing is annoying me. So watch out.

This is just PMS folks. Lord help us all if I ever reproduce because those hormone surges are going to be epic.  

In conclusion, I leave you with my favorite line of the day ...

If you need me after 5 p.m., you can find me on my couch, catching up on trash TV, drinking wine and eating fun-size twix I stole from my neph.  I mean, is there any other cure for PMS?  Eff midol, pass me the Cabernet.  Toodles.  
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33 comments:

  1. Story of my life this week! I feel bad for anyone who crosses my path

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  2. Hahaha I love this! You look pretty even when you're pissed :)

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  3. Best line ever:

    "Lord help us all if I ever reproduce because those hormone surges are going to be epic."

    !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Haha! I feel your pain sister...I just had peach cobbler at my desk...and I plan on have a few glasses of wine tonight myself. BTW, you look gorgeous in that pic...LOVE the necklace.

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  5. bahaha! I laughed out loud at this. I am currently going through the same thing. I think the cure is to rewatch the Call Me Maybe video with the cute Harvard boys. :)

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  6. Going thru it now too, blah! Wish we lived closer, I'd totally invite myself over and have a glass of wine or two or three with you! Beautiful pic by the way girl! Your eyes are GORGEOUS!!!

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  7. Appearently it is theee time to have PMS. I am the same way, its bad!

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  8. That is def my life every 3 months!
    Aghh the joys of womanhood! Ugh!!!
    Enjoy the chocolate!

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  9. my boobies do that too! i have the half nip showing and am on constant lookout. plus, i'm on vacation so i didn't pack my full coverage bra that keeps that from happening. ugh. the worst.

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  10. Well, that sucks, but if it makes you feel any better, even your angry PMS face still looks FAB! yay! :)

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  11. Ew I hate PMS. Whoever invented it should be shot.

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  12. You're gorgeous.

    I have straight up roid rage right now, which is pretty much the same as PMS. (Not that I'm on them for muscle, it's to heal my knee. I'm not a body builder, promise) So I get your pain. It's miserable. You totally have my permission to KO someone. If you were waiting for it. ;)

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  13. PMS is the devil. I'm the same way.. rarely crave sweets, but when I'm PMSing, I could eat my weight in chocolate!

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  14. Yesterday I managed to screamed at my boyfriend, start crying at Vampire Diaries, and almost and entire bag of cheese-it's...

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  15. Ugh. You ain't neva lied! Omg! I want to strangle everyone lately. I just wrote a snark post yesterday as a matter of fact. >:/

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  16. hahahahh loved this! The best post I've ever read! This is totally me every month!

    xo Jenn

    imperfection-isbeauty.com

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  17. glad i am not the only one who feels this way during the dreaded visitor! i seriously would rather them just take out my repro organs now so i dont have to deal with it anymore. Hope you feel better...drink a glass of wine for us all...or 28

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  18. Hahahaha. You're awesome. I can't get over how TRUE this post is. UGHHHH! Not looking forward to that time. My problem is that I have a huge sweet tooth so when my oh-so-favorite time of the month rolls around, it's bad. Also, let's talk about how gorgeous you are. Seriously.

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  19. Damn straight, girl. I'm on my 3rd glass of wine and I don't even have PMS as an excuse this week. But I've learned that when you're PMSing, there is literally nothing you can do to curb the chocolate cravings except to indulge them. It's perfectly acceptable.

    "I feel/look obese" cracks me up and reminds me of our email chain a couple weeks ago. HA! My muffin top sitch hasn't gotten any better, FYI.

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  20. That picture is classic and love the necklace!

    I'm gonna keep that quote for the future ;)!

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  21. Ah! I feel ya this week... so awful that PMS shit!

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  22. Amen sister! I feel like a freaking lunatic this week. Dammit.

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  23. You look awesome for PMS'ing. I look a train wreck. Love the necklace!

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  24. Girl, if you get angry at that necklace, feel free to send it my way.

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  25. I definitely have those weeks and days.... what girl doesn't??
    xoxo

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  26. I feel ya on this one! I was ready to smash a whole bag of Baked Ruffles this morning. I was all about salt which I hate. And I'm pretty sure I'm bloated 50 lbs which in turn has caused me to look pregnant. My worst fear is not getting served at happy hour tommorow since I look like I'm carrying twins. And that would just cause me to freak the freak out since I'm pretty sure I could slice someone with these psychotic episodes aka mood swings. Uggghhhh!

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  27. You are me. It is awful. I even went to my Dr and told him I needed that PMS drug and he talked me out of it saying I should just exercise and stay away from caffeine (AKA chocolate) To which I said "Say Wha?" May he rest in peace.

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  28. Yes! I have PMS this week too!!! I feel bad for anyone who comes in my path. Haha! I loveeeee that quote its amazing!!!

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  29. seriously! PMS you suck! but at least you're still hot! hehe, and that necklace looks amazing on you! :)

    and your comment about making the fibroid my bitch was classic! i seriously died. love you girl! thanks for making me laugh out loud!

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