I'm craving sweets, and I rarely eat sweets. This means I shamelessly busted into my nephew's Easter candy stash.
My boobs are swollen, achy and spilling out of my bra. Four boob syndrome is not a cute look.
I feel/look obese which is a consequence of wanting to eat sweets and everything in sight.
Every one and every thing is annoying me. So watch out.
This is just PMS folks. Lord help us all if I ever reproduce because those hormone surges are going to be epic.
In conclusion, I leave you with my favorite line of the day ...