Sometimes while on the open road (aka my 2 mile drive to work) or while showering (isn't that when you do your best thinking?), I ponder the great mysteries of life. See below for my thought-provoking questions.
Why does powdered coffee creamer even exist? It repulses me.
People who think they are "too intellectual" for reality TV. Get a grip.
Decaffinated coffee. Why? That's like drinking non-alcoholic beer and that is just not acceptable.
The fact that MySpace still exists, which means people are on it? This notion disturbs me greatly.
D-bags who wear bluetooths or those horrendous belt-clip phone holders. What would you do if a dude picked you up for a date and had a blue tooth in one ear and his cell clipped to his belt? I'm pretty certain I wouldn't answer the door.
Speaking of d-bags .... How men manage to pee everywhere but inside the toilet.
That some people think that we (Southerners) roam around on horses and wear cowboy hats and spurs like it's normal. We are all aware it's 2012, right? I can assure you this does not happen.
Alexis Bellino's brain.
Chris Brown. You know why.
The list goes on, but these just came to the top of my head. What will you never understand? Do tell.